Am I Radiated?

In the last two months or so, I undergo 3 medical check-ups. All of it were part of the recruitment process. The first medical one was for recruitment of PT Bank Negara Indonesia 46 Tbk (BNI 46). The checked up was in Pramitra, Matraman. They checked my blood; urine; teeth; eyes; hernia (the fucking doctor made me to undress my pants, damn ass, the doctor is a HE), heart, lungs-my first rontgen in two months and I don't what else.

The second was for recruitment of PT Bank Mandiri Tbk. I undergo the medical in a clinic in a Shaid Jaya Apartment, near the city walk just behind Hotel Sahid Jaya. The checked up were includes blood and urine test; ear nose and throat test; eyes; heart; USG test; and another rontgen.

The third was for recruitment of Bank of Indonesia. I undergo the medical checked up in Labkesra (Laboratorium Kesehatan Prajurit) Saryanto. They did the blood and urine test; cardiology; check my teeth (and yes I know I have to take-off my Mandibular Third Molars); anamnesa (I don't realy know what it means, I think it's somekind of general pratictioner), Audiometry; Eye check; and another Rontgen.

What I want to know is, is it OK for a person to take 3 rontgen in 2 months? Am I in dangered of being radiated? If were radiated, and I can have special abilities. I want to fly, disappear and strong-so I can run without feeling tired.

I'm feeling my lungs were press by something heavy.....................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or
Yes.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fiorentina 0-2 AC Milan (0-0)

Fiorentina 0-2 AC Milan (0-0)
Stadio Artemio Franchi, Florence
31 May 2009

Serie-A 2008-2009 last day
First Alessandro Nesta's 2008-2009 competitive game
Last day of Carlo Ancelotti's 8 beautiful and marvelous years as AC Milan Coach.
Last David Beckham's game for AC Milan this season before coming back next year (I think)
Last Paolo Maldini's competitive game as AC Milan player and captain.

Again I didn't see the match. Because I was on my way back to Jakarta after spend my weekend in Bandung with Kara, Popo, Jun, Chikih and Oci.

TEAMS

Fiorentina: Frey; Comotto, Gamberini, Zauri, Pasqual (70' Kuzmanovic); Donadel, Montolivo; Semioli, Jovetic (65' Jorgensen), Vargas (65' Gobbi); Gilardino. Subs:

Milan:Dida; Zambrotta, Maldini, Favalli (77' Nesta), Jankulovski; Beckham (81' Gattuso), Pirlo Flamini, Seedorf; Kakà, Inzaghi (69' Pato).

Match Highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXyD8N_diaA&feature=related

Ac Milan 2-3 As Roma (0-1)

AC Milan 2-3 As Roma (0-1)
San Siro, Giuseppe Meazza
24 May 2009 (Italy time)

Again. After a loss, I don't have any mood to say anything. So, I just gonna give you all the match highlights link and the line up.

FUCK....ANCELOTTI SHOULD LEAVE TOGETHER WITH GALLIANI...

Teams:

Milan (4-3-1-2): Dida - Flamini, Maldini, Favalli, Jankulovski (60' Zambrotta) - Beckham (46' Seedorf), Pirlo, Ambrosini - Kaka - Inzaghi, Pato (60' Ronaldinho)

Roma (4-4-2): Artur - Motta, Mexes, Juan (68' Diamoutene), Riise - Cassetti (62' Felipe), Pizarro, Brighi, Taddei - Totti, Vucinic (75' Menez)


Match Highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMdwTDP4fMs&feature=related

Udinese 2-1 Ac Milan (1-0)

Udinese 2-1 AC Milan (1-0)
Stadio Friuli, Udine
16 May 2009

I've loss words to describe the game.. I don't know what to say.. All I wanna say are Milan played with a has been coach with a has been tactics and played with a bunch of has been player. No further comment...

FIRED ANCELOTTI

Teams

Udinese (4-3-3): Handanovic; Isla, Zapata, Felipe, Pasquale; Inler, D’Agostino (85’ Obodo), Asamoah; Pepe (88’ Lukovic), Quagliarella, Floro Flores (73’ Sanchez). Coach: Marino.

Milan (4-3-1-2): Dida; Zambrotta, Senderos, Maldini, Jankulovski; Flamini (46’ Inzaghi), Pirlo, Ambrosini; Seedorf (60’ Ronaldinho); Kaká, Pato (73’ Shevchenko). Coach: Ancelotti.

Match Highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-UMiUNtwBs
Goals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkkbWVfCUqo

Albania 3 - 3 Ac Milan (0-1) and 4-5 on Penalties

Albania 3 - 3 Ac Milan (0-1) and 4-5 on Penalties

Another strange mid-week friendly for Ac Milan. What the hell Adriano Galliani and Co. think they brought Ac Milan to Albania and played a friendly match against Albania National Team on a mid-week hectic-end-of-seasons..I know why..You need cash-money..!! But that's not good for the players (I think)..

Anyway two positives points are the youngsters given more playing time and Gattuso back in action for a few minutes after a long injury..

Match Highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PV_Xt8v_zk
Penalties: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssaz8Hq_sAc&feature=player_embedded

Teams

Albania (4-4-2): Ujkani; Beqiri, Yangjeli, Lila, Bulkw; Memelli, Duro, Bakaj, Bylykbashi; Salili, Yrapi. Coach: Bushati.

Milan (4-3-2-1): Kalac (Perucchini); Mattioni, Thiago Silva, Senderos (Darmian), Antonini; Gattuso, Pirlo, Jankulovski; Ronaldinho (Albertazzi), Pato (Kakà); Shevchenko (Inzaghi). Coach: Ancelotti

Goals: 22' Ronaldinho (M), 48' Shevchenko (M), 64' Vila (A), 71' Muzaka (A), 76' Salihi (A), Inzaghi (M)

Penalties: Kaka (M) goal; Pisha (A) goal; Seedorf (M) goal; Muzaka (A) goal; Flamini (M) goal; Vila (A) goal; Thiago Silva (M) goal; Vrapi (A) goal; Inzaghi (M) goal; Beqiri (A) out.

Milan 1 - 1 Juventus (0-0)

AC Milan 1 - 1 Juventus (0-0)
San Siro, Giuseppe Meazza
10 May 2009 (Italy time)

I don't have the mood to write about the game. Not only the game was sucks so that I don't have the energy to write a long story but also I'm tired. I don't know either why I'm tired, last night I slept at 11.30 p.m. and got up at 8.45 a.m. So I have the conclusion and that is = (right now) I'm Lazy..

The main points of last weekend draw against Juventus are:
1. Carlo Ancelotti lack of tactics. Milan played as bad as last season final quarter and mid this season.
2. Pirlo was sucks. Carletto doesn't have the courage to substituted him.
3. Seedorf always miss pass and seemed that he didn't know what to do when he got the ball, despite his goal. As one of Carletto 'golden boy', he also doesn't have the courage to substituted him.
4. Flamini played great. He won few important tackles to keep Milan from conceded more than 3 goals. Brilliant!!
5. Juventus looked dangerous on counter attack. even more dangerous than most of Milan's chances.
6. Carletto was too late to intruduced Pato on 67'.. He should've substituted Seedorf or Pirlo from the first-half or, at least, half-time.
7. Get Ancelotti out of Milan. It's not that I'm not thankful for all what he has done,but it's simply because it's time to change and it's all about business. Nothing personal. LOL

For Match highlight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SMGWx3pZuk
Great Comentators: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyVK3iq-5ug&feature=player_embedded

Teams

Milan (4-3-2-1): Kalac; Flamini, Maldini, Favalli, Zambrotta; Beckham (Pato, 67’), Pirlo, Ambrosini; Seedorf (Senderos, 88’), Kaka, Inzaghi (Ronaldinho, 75’)

Juventus (4-4-2): Buffon; Grygera, Legrottaglie, Chiellini, De Ceglie (Zebina, 73’); Camoranesi, Poulsen, Zanetti, Marchionni; Amauri (Del Piero, 75’), Iaquinta

Red Cards: Favalli 84' (for second yellow)

I'm An This Close Of Being Rape (see picture below)

Rape by definition means any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person. (source: www.dictionary.com or here).
One thing for sure, rape is awful unless you are the raper or the victim enjoys it.

The story began yesterday, 6 May 2009, when PT BNI continued my recruitment process to Health Test which was hold this morning. PT BNI representative only told us (me and other PT BNI employee candidates) to come to the Health Test in Laboratorium Klinik Pramitra (Pramitra) in Jl. Matraman Raya No. 26 around 6-10a.m. Then we skip the story to 7.30 a.m. the time I arrived in Pramitra. I queued to be registered, my queue number was 63 and the time I got there they just called number 30-ish..God damn, my turn still long way to go..After I was registered they told me all about the Health Test, those are:

1. Blood Test
2. Urine Test
3. Rontgen (Lungs) -
4. Electroencephalogram (EEG) Test - To see whether my heart is normal
5. Eat - then fast for 2 hours before taking another Blood and Urine Test
6. Check Height and Weight
7. Eyes Check
8. General (minimal) Check Up - This is where all happen
9. Dental Check-up
10. Blood Test - after the 2 hours of fasting
11. Urine Test - after the 2 hours of fasting

All the procedures went well until a nurse yelled my name and told me to follow her to a doctor, a general practitioner. The doctor asked me what's my name, yeah right as if he couldn't read and see my name on my patient card. After that he checked my blood pressure, ears, neck and pulse. Then he told me to lay down on a bad. He checked my body with his stethoscope before he told me to stand up and take off my pants and underware to my knees. The first thing came to my mid was he gonna say "Bent over so I can see your asshole and your balls ding-a-ling. Spread your legs, bent your knees, hand of the bed and be as comfort as you like. The "procedure" won't take a long time as long as you're cooperate. It's gonna feel a bit funny but you'll like it." THANK GOD he didn't say that.



He said "I'm gonna check whether you have or you don't have a hernia." I told to myself yes I have some friends name Nia and yes she is a girl..Anyway, he told me to cough twice. Then he said I don't have a hernia, for now (what the hack)..From that moment until I finished all the procedures I felt I was naked all the time..HAUHUAHUAHUHAHA...

Catania 0 - 2 AC Milan

Catania 0 - 2 Ac Milan (0-1)
Stadio Angelo Massimino, Catania
3 May 2009

I didn't watch the game because I played golf with my uncle, Om Boon, and his sons, Bari and Sergio, and Popon from 5.20 until 7.50..then I ate at Hoka Hoka Bento in Ranch Market, Pondok Indah until 8.45 or so..

Where's the review?

Since I have told you that I didn't watch the game, you could and I could see the highlights brought to you by YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xh7IOCh2UA

Enjoy..!!

Photo taken from ac milan forum kaskus (id giorno)

Would You Be The Judge

Jakarta, 29 April 2009
3.15pm
Plaza Abda 17th Fl. on my cubical

It's been quite a folk story..The story goes like this:

My computer working very well when I use it for browsing, playing games, even streaming..One time I watched Brasil's world cup 2010 qualifier at 9 am, hahahahha..But when it comes to work, my computer going to hang in 2 minutes..not 2 minutes from I start working, but 2 minutes from my boss give me the task..

And it just happen again..so, what did I do? I write this blog..To make my computer working normally..AND IT DOES..!!!!

Hip Hip Hooray..

What should I do next then?

Milan 3 - 0 Pelermu (2-0)

Milan 3 - 0 Pelermu (2-0)
San Siro, Giuseppe Meazza
26 April 2009

Milan Milan solo con te
Milan Milan sempre per te

Milan won by quite a narrow score 3 - 0. Kaka' scored 2 goals from the spot on 9' and 55'..The first penalty I think is a bit harsh..but what the hack, WE'LL TAKE IT..and the second one was clearly a penalty..Federico Balzaretti pulled back Kaka' in the box..The second goal was courtesy by Supper Pippo on the 18 minutes..Ambrosini play a good wall pass with Kaka' before Ambrosini cross a delightful ball to be headed by Pippo..

Kaka' play a great game..The kinda game why he is the 2007 footballer of the year. If he continue to play like that, he'll be back on top in no time..Flamini and Ambrosini also put a stunning display..Ambrosini won all the battle in midfield and Flamini seemed comfortable and has been playing as a full back all along..

Pato wasn't playing because (I think) he's injure..I hope he'll be back before the Juventus match in two weeks time to trash them to ashes.....

Teams:
Milan: Dida; Flamini, Maldini, Favalli, Zambrotta; Beckham (Cardacio 78'), Pirlo, Ambrosini; Kaka', Seedorf (Ronaldinho 63'); Inzaghi (Shevchenko 66')

Pelermu: Amelia (Ujkani 63'); Cassani, Kjaer, Bovo, Balzaretti; Migliaccio, Liverani, Nocerino (Hernandez 46'); Simplicio; Cavani, Miccoli (Mchedlidze 56')

Photo taken from ac milan forum kaskus (id hakeey)

For highlight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bxUuSn97-o&feature=related

Manohara (What So Called) Mystery

If you guys have seen the "Jakarta Social Blogger" then you know that she's pretty rich or pretty materialistic..In all of her photos she shows her bag, watch or (bakrie's family) private jet more than she shows her face..Honestly, I think she's not bad but her sister is..hahahhaa..

Then for the past one week, every infotainment in Indonesia shows Daisy Fajarina (Manohara's mother) crying and asking for help to the president (what the fuck)..First she said her daughter was kidnapped to Malaysia then she was mistreated or a victim of domestic violence such as di silet-silet katanya dadanya dan made her having sex when she was in masturbation (Cihuy..Yihaa..)..Let me start over, she marry one of Malaysian (many) Prince, Tengku Temenggung Kelantan” TENGKU MUHAMAD FAKHRY PETRA IBNI SULTAN ISMAIL PETRA..If she marry her husband and move to Malaysia to live with her huband, how could anyone said she was kidnapped, YOU CRAZY ASS DUMB..I don't know the explanation for the second statement, I think she made it up but I still that's not happening..

what do I think about this issue:
I DON'T GIVE CARE, I JUST WANT TO FOLLOW THE ISSUE SO I HAVE SOMETHIN' TO DO WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO..
Personally I think this Manohara girl only married her husband for his MONEY..A friend of mine said when Manohara 16 years old she had a relationship and gonna marry one of Bakrie's family, but when he made her to sign the Prenuptial Agreement, she and her mother did not want to.. She didn't gave up and launch Plan B..SHE CRASHED IN A PARTY WHERE TENGKU TEMENGGUNG KELANTAN ALSO ATTENDED..Chity Chat - Chity Chat - Bla Bla Bla, Here comes the wedding invitation..She's back in the game..1-0 to the teenager..

for more info: http://toughlane.blogspot.com/

UP DATE: 30 April 2009
After full week of research for some new, fresh and different perspective news a.k.a. waiting for new gossips..I got some update about Ms. Manohara Odelia Pinot, not PEE-NOT which means you got some troubles to pee or you have a stone in kidney(kinda hurt, isn't it?)..

The update goes like this: A house, a car and 600.000 RM (Ringgit Malaysia) were Manohara's materialistic sicko mother requirements to Tengku Temenggung Kelantan before he could marry her daughter..the latest news I've got from my SOURCE said that Tengku Temenggung Kelantan had fullfil all the requirements except the money..He only "paid" Daisy 300.000 RM..that's the problem..until one day, Daisy went to Malaysia and she yelled "FINALLY Ms DAISY HAS COME BACK TO MALAYSIA!!! TENGKU TERENGGILING (Scaly Anteater) YOU HAVE TO PAY UP AND PAY UP FAST BEFORE I STUCK YOUR CASTLE UP YOUR CANDY ASS..THAT'S THE BUTTOM LINE BECAUSE Ms DAISY SAID SO!!!" For that, she was thrown out of Malaysia and she started to making up stories..

Baby Bye Bye Bye

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Ferreira Da Rosa Emerson or we known him by the name Emerson a.k.a. Il Puma (aum..!!) had terminate his contract with AC MILAN..

Alhamdulillah..
Hallelujah..
Om Santi Om..
Hip Hip Hooray..

News taken from acmilan.com
"A.C. Milan communicates that the footballer Ferreira Da Rosa Emerson asked and obtained an immediate resolution of his relationship with the club, due to personal reasons. Thanking him for what he showed during his experience with the Rossoneri, Milan give Emerson all the best wishes for the future."

I think he asked for it..What a gentlemen..As a rossonero, I'm very happy and WHY DON'T YOU TERMINATE YOUR CONTRACT SOONER (Kidding..Not Kidding..Kidding..Not Kidding)..His appearance had cost us few, if not many, points..One time, he committed a foul at the of a game that lead to a goal to the opponent (of course) and many other mistakes I couldn't remember..No - No - No, we should respect every Milan player..He has helped us achieve some major trophy..I'll give you the statistcks (taken from acmilan.com)

"made 39 appearances with the Rossoneri: 26 in Serie A (11 this season, 15 last season), 3 in the Champions League, 5 in the Uefa Cup, 3 in the Tim Cup. The Puma also made positive appearences in the second halves in Montecarlo against Sevilla and in Yokohama against Boca Juniors, in the matches that allowed Milan to conquer the European Supercup and the Club World Cup."

All in all, I hope Ancelotti would play Flamini (as a midfielder not full back), Cardacio or other player from the primavera more often and in the summer Carletto move out (i don't care where)..Not that I'm not grateful of what he had achieve, but it's time to move on..

So Long Puma..Good Luck With (what ever) Your Problems..

Forza Milan

BACKPAIN

I need a Massage and counterpain or anyother pain killer...

My Back! - My Back! - My Back! - My Back!

Testing-Testing, Attention Please

Testing - Testing, Attention Please (will the real slim shady please stand-up)

My first ever blog but surely not the last blog I'll ever made, except something happen on my way home. Just in case something happen, I will give you one scenario what might happen in the next 45 to 60 minutes. First, I'm going to toilet..............................................................(take a shit about 5 minutes), ok. NEXT..!!! second, I'll walk to the bus stop and hitchhike (plus pay Rp 2.000) KOPAJA number 66 without extra number 6, to honor the lucifer, in front, in the middle or at the back. Third, I'll shout "Bang Mesjid bang" in Jl. Rasuna Said and take a walk another 7 minutes till I arrive at home..

If I am not arrived in 60 minutes than you could blame the traffic or I cann't walk since I feel a backpain since yesterday.. May be it's because yesterday I pee (what's the past tense for pee) a tree..

Then I Say "MICHAEL, BOLAK DAH BOLAK. DAH MAGHRIB NIH"